I just wrapped up work and decided to vacuum a bit before the kids got home from school. I noticed the sofa cushions in our TV area had some crumbs on them, so I becan to suck them up with the vacuum extension hose. Then, I lifted the sofa cushions. Not only did I find crumbs under there, but I found BACON and TWO INTACT CHOCOLATE COOKIES way down in the crack.
Maybe the sofa in the other room is the healthy one? I'm going to go check it now for spinach and tofu.