Gerah Dutkiewicz

My name is Gerah (sounds like Sarah with a J).

I'm mother to a smart and fabulous lil' daughter named Kyra, a chubby charming toddler Nikolai, and wife to hunky computer nerd Jeremy.

I tend to be way too honest and talk about poop frequently. When you have a young child, poop is everywhere. I write it how it is.

I always thought I wanted a career - then I had a baby, and holy shit, did things change. I up and quit my job, became a SAHM (Stay At Home Mom) for a year, shhh, say Stay At Home Mom quietly, as if it's a sexually transmitted disease...

When my daughter turned one, I went back to work in the marketing and advertising field. Part time.

After baby #2 came along I attempted to return to work and nearly had nearly had a nervous break down. Seriously. Now, I take life day by and extract my thoughts and put them down here on this blog. I wish I could explain why I feel the need to air my dirty laundry on the internet - frankly, I can't explain why - I can say I find feedback from readers very helpful and writing therapeutic.

I apologize if I swear too much, and dad, if you read something here you would have preferred not to, I will simply say, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.